happy 34th birthday, harry james potter.

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sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

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royalhale:

Are you ever on the verge of telling someone something important to you but then your like “nah they won’t give a shit”

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black-nata:

What do you think of Lady Thor?

people all over the world losing their shit over lady thor and chris hemsworth is like “lol ‘bout time mates ha ha”. shitting on ur whole life

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johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

I’m gonna need Clint Barton to do this in the next Avengers movie

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

I’m gonna need Clint Barton to do this in the next Avengers movie

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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Meanwhile, on this episode of Mike Warren Eats Things…

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THEATRE CHALLENGE - 10 PERFORMERS

[5/10] AARON TVEIT

queenidinamenzel:

You know who mourns the wicked? Glinda because she will never know Elphaba is alive. 

first of all HOW DARE YOU

elphieandgalinda:

Elphaba & Glinda: We’re just two friends…

Elphaba: Two good friends

Glinda: Two best friends

Me: 

image

idinasbabe:

the main bæ: Aaron Tveit

missmenzel:

endless list of favorite musicals - Wicked 

"And goodness knows
The Wicked’s lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
It just shows, when you’re wicked,
You’re left only
On your own…”